Honey Love

I know these slimming appendages to fashion are and have been very helpful to many. I have to say however, that by the time I freed myself from the one I purchased, which looked a lot like my first time skiing, with me on the wrong side of gravity after exiting, or trying to, a ski lift.

I considered scissors and thought better of it. That still did not protect the undergarment from its eventual end in the trash bin, such as it was.

These contraptions must have been designed after a straight jacket. That is the only “inspiration”, if you could call it that, that could have influenced a design of a garment piece that is hard to get into and nearly impossible to get out of.

I think I had better just “hit the gym” before my next event, or maybe just stay home and watch a good movie.